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In case it isn’t obvious yet how much we love sarcasm and dark humor around here, allow me to introduce you to my new favorite line of products: Life Is Crap. Hysterical t-shirts, mugs, calendars, stickers, magnets, hats…all with cute pics of poor little stick-dudes and dames encountering life’s many situations as they truly happen, [...]

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Perhaps you hate Valentine’s Day, because you think it’s stupid, and aren’t planning on doing anything but working or chillin’ with your ladyfriends this Saturday. Or maybe you’re sick of hearing about how your coworker’s fiance is going to take them on a moonlight carriage ride for V-Day and then they’re going to eat pasta [...]

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C’mon…you know you’ve always wanted one of these weird, squeezable stress toy things. So what if it looks like a newborn rodent? Actually, it kind of reminds me of my ex…but anyway, sometimes you just wanna squash the life out of something small and defenseless, so use Panic Pete and save yourself the lawsuit from [...]

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1. Hilarious
2. A fun gift for a number of different occasions, not the least of which is from a man to his girl for V-Day, or for the bride-to-be at a bachelorette party
3. Pretty accurate commands for a “joke”
4. Actually TALKS, spitting out one-liners and silly sound effects at your boy
5. Cheap

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My dear friend and companion here at SCW always says that she has “the plague” when she gets sick. Given her penchant for practically dying every time she gets a bug, this isn’t all that inaccurate. But, me being the super pal that I am, decided that if she was going to keep accusing me [...]

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Ladies, we realize we’ve been going a little batsh*t crazy here with the Valentine’s Day stuff, and that many of you out there might not be feeling that. Maybe you’re bitter about a recent love gone astray, or you’re burnt out on “meaningful holidays” that have become a corporate circus. Either way, we haven’t forgotten [...]

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…because as editors, writers, and lovers of the written word, bookworm-type-girls deserve an inside joke or two. Get this clever tee for just $25.00.

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We sure wish we had these hysterical warning-about-what-you’ll-do-whilst-intoxicated-coasters down in Vegas girls, because let me tell you…we sure could have used them for the last week. Why is it that every single time someone says “Hey, you girls want free vodka shots all night?” it sounds like a flippin’ brilliant idea…but around shooter numero seven, [...]

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