Best. Bear. EVER.
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We don’t care what you did (unless it makes for juicy gossip, in which case please send us an email), no girl can refuse a boy with a teddy bear. Especially if the teddy bear has an embroidered “I’m Sorry” message on its foot. Now, this is not the best Valentine’s Day gift– you shouldn’t [...]

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Come on. We all embrace kitsch at some point in our lives. Can you think of a cuter way to start?
Do it for cheap.

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Walking through the store yesterday in a quest for whiskey, I noticed that there were a lot of sickeningly cute things all over the place. Heart cookie-cutters, giant fluffy teddy bears, chocolate displays…yup– Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. IN PRECISELY 18 DAYS, ladies and GENTLEMEN (*cough* mark your calendars, boys *cough*). Which means [...]

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Originally intended to aid children in learning how to express their emotions, these plush dolls each have an open mouth for storing their feelings. Each “emotion” is a small polar fleece disk with the emotion written on one side and a matching facial expression of it on the other.
It’s a pretty cute concept, but more [...]

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Because saying: Honey, remember that time I gave you Chlamydia? –And actually being able to laugh about it, is charming in its own little way, don’t you think?
View the entire collection (Mad Cow, Black Death and Typhoid Fever are my favorites) at www.giantmicrobes.com ($7.95 each)

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In the dog house?
Need a Get Out of Jail Free card?
Can’t figure out how to hit on the girl you’ve been stalking for months?
Trust me, nothing says I Love You, or I’m Sorry I Screwed Up, or I Swear I’m Not Creepy, I Just Like You A Lot like cute stuffed animals combined with profanity [...]

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