Forty-two percent court jester, fifty-eight percent saucy minx– one-hundred percent badass.
In red or gold, from Irregular Choice.

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Chances are, your girl comes home at the end of the day with aching feet for one of the following reasons: she wears high heels all day, she stands up all day, she wears high heels and stands up all day, she works with children, she works with adults who act like children, or, she [...]

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Our guess is that, somewhere along the line, your lady told you she was “Bleeping tired of hearing your bleeping bullsh*t” or something just as eloquent. Rather than try to talk her down or argue a point, might we suggest closing your trap, grabbing her iPod, and hooking it up to one of these delectable [...]

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When your lady’s pissed at you, manfriends, the last thing you should do is tell her to calm down. Or chill. Or ask her why it’s such a ‘big deal’ that you have over thirty different types of flavored condoms and a disposable cell phone in a duffel bag hidden under the bed.
Ahem.
Instead, shut [...]

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Usually, if you woke up and said “Sweetie, I’m gonna go put the eggs in the toaster!” you’d run the risk of returning to your bed only to find it totally empty, with perhaps the lingering scent of your man’s fear hanging in the air. But alas, this excellent egg-muffin-breakfast-sandwich toaster allows you to do [...]

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Sorry kids– the website decided to take a little vacation without telling any of us here at SCW headquarters, and when she came back? She was super tan and had clearly spent the last week drinking Pina Coladas and rockin’ a scuba mask… but wouldn’t confess her whereabouts. But after letting her sober up for [...]

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Remember that scene in Say Anything where John Cusack holds a Peter-Gabriel-blaring radio above his head to win back the affections of his lady? Although some may argue that standard radios are becoming increasingly obsolete, hybrid, eco-friendly radios are another story. Hybrid, because you can totally hook up you iPod or other mp3 player to [...]

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Boys, boys, boys. You completely forgot about the Big V-Day, huh? Or, you procrastinated and couldn’t get a reservation? Tisk, tisk. But hey– it happened, and now what you need is some quick damage control. Hopefully, we can help. These hilarious cards from Etsy shop Kuro Co. may just save you from bed-love banishment, assuming [...]

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Flattering and classy, perfect for that romantic Valentine’s dinner. End of story!
From Guess.

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Yep. It is totally Valentine’s Day come Sunday. Boys, be ready this year with yet another totally adorable set of pillow cases from Boldloft. This year’s brand new design features a super cute bubble-blowing theme that will make your girl’s heart smile– and, even better? Give you an excuse to stay in bed.
Only $36.00!

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