As Gods of the Media, it’s only natural that we envy celebrities. That we want to be like them, look like them, walk like them, sound like them…and I suppose, smell like them. And while it’s unlikely that I’ll wake up tomorrow morning with Megan Fox’s body or Christina Aguilera’s pipes, thanks to the eerily innovative My DNA Fragrance’s Antiquity Line, I could, in fact, wake up smelling like Marilyn Monroe.

And we’re not talking Chanel No. 5 here, either. Using the actual mitochondrial DNA of celebrities passed (on, that is), My DNA has developed an entire line of scents with a very special ingredient– genetic material gleaned from dead celebs. So in theory, I should totally be into this because splashing Marilyn’s hormones all over myself just might increase my sex appeal…right? That, or The Boy would run screaming out the door because you know, I have dead people all over me.

Among the most notable famous pheromones (besides Ms. Monroe, of course): Marie Antionette, John Wilkes Booth, Albert Einstein, Katherine Hepburn, and Elvis Presley. Oh, and George Washington.

Yep.

My DNA recognizes that there are some folks out there who might get a little creeped out at the thought of donning other people’s DNA. But not to worry– you can also develop a fragrance of your own natural scent, to give to your lover…or if you’re just socially ridiculous, your friends and family.

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