Yep– we’re about to go all Jane Bond on you people. Not to encourage majorly distrusting behavior, but how cool is this? The pen part actually works, and this specific model was originally designed for the police and other covert operatives– meaning that it’s high quality and worth way more than the phenomenally low price tag. The pen comes with an internal video and sound recording device, 4GB of memory, a USB cable, and a rechargeable battery. Use it to catch your lazy coworkers, a cheating boyfriend, a backstabbing girlfriend, whatever you want. The best part? You’ll never get caught, but they sure will!

$33.00 from Ajoka.