You know how everyone says green tea is like, the best thing you could ever put in your body, it has all these wonderful natural qualities, and if you drink a cup a day you’ll have eternal health or something like that? But how, even though there are plenty of people who enjoy a good cup of green tea, there are also the thousands of us who shove an entire lemon and bottle of honey into the cup before we can handle the earthy taste? And then, how because of all the additives, the green tea is rendered useless because it can’t fight with all of the crap you mixed in?

That’s how I feel about most skin products.

They’re all so ridiculously full of stuff I can’t pronounce that I wonder sometimes what I’m actually slathering all over my face, and if all that fancy stuff is even working. And then when you have to get a freakin’ “regimen” going? I AM TOO LAZY FOR THIS PEOPLE. GIVE ME ONE THING THAT WORKS, AND THAT WILL NOT BURN OFF MY FACE SKIN IN THE PROCESS.

Enter: Thayer’s Witch Hazel and Rose Petal Toner. Pour it on a cotton ball or a paper towel. Rub it on your face. Feels wonderful, removes bacteria, hydrates and cleans. A grand total of three major ingredients, one of which is soothing aloe vera, and about 45 seconds of work.

$11.99 from Thayer’s.