Apples are already like, the most famous of fruits. They keep doctors away. They’re called “nature’s toothbrush.” You give them to teachers. They’re the main ingredient in the most American of pies, juices, and candies. They symbolize knowledge.

But I don’t give a crap about any of that, because I found out the following things about apples:

1. They may have caffeine in them, or they may not– but some sort of enzyme in them can give you the same pick-me-up as a cup of coffee, which is awesome.

2. Apple seeds contain cyanide, so in theory? If you ate enough apple seeds, it would kill you. Ridiculous.

3. They make super cute necklace charms.

…and I will now be referring to them as The Wonder Fruits of Death.

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