Apples are already like, the most famous of fruits. They keep doctors away. They’re called “nature’s toothbrush.” You give them to teachers. They’re the main ingredient in the most American of pies, juices, and candies. They symbolize knowledge.
But I don’t give a crap about any of that, because I found out the following things about [...]

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These totally remind me of my grandma, who owns a farm…in the mid-west. Therefore, I must own them, as a tribute to her fabulous kitschiness. So cute, yes?
$20.00 for a set of 25.

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Obviously, we are big fat word-nerds, writers, editors, etc. But these days, everyone’s at least a blogger, and sometimes you need help finding the perfect word to describe or explain what you’re talking about. And as much as we adore thesaurus.com, sometimes it just can’t find the word you’re looking for or it doesn’t understand [...]

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We’ve all heard that Vitamin E is good for your skin, yes? And many of us have seen those bottles full of Vita-E gel caps that you’re supposed to ingest to promote healthier skin, hair and nails. My lovely colleague here at SCW decided she was not about to start wrinkling, and that she would [...]

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While writing about yesterday’s purse-o’-seatbelts, I was reminded of my mother. Not because she has a fabulous purse, but because you cannot get in a car, anytime, anywhere without her huffing and sighing and b*tching about how “the seatbelt is trying to strangle her oh my G-D it’s so unCOMfortable.” After 24 years of this, [...]

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This is just about the neatest bag ever.
And despite popular sentiment?
No I DO NOT believe you could make one of these yourself out of recycled seatbelts. I guarantee you that:
(1) you would not be able to legally salvage enough clean seatbelt material to accommodate a purse-making-extravaganza, and
(2) you would never finish it anyway, because I [...]

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You know what they say– the only thing about a woman that never changes? Her shoulders.
I SWEAR THEY SAY THAT.
Point is, if you’re maybe not stoked about your tummy or your hips? You can still look super hot by drawing attention to sexy, bare shoulders, collar bones and a naked throat by donning [...]

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I really don’t care for bugs.
Or arachnids. Or any of those types of multi-legged creatures from (I’m convinced) other planets. Not that I’m gonna squeal and leap onto a chair, but they’re pretty gross and sometimes dangerous (hello, brown recluse spider whose venom will rot your flesh off). However, that doesn’t mean I want [...]

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Best. Smelling. Lotion. Ever.
Seriously.
$9.00 from Donna Karan.

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These freakin’ boots are haunting me.
Which means someone out there must really, really want me to own them…they show up in my Amazon queue, my Google ads, and I keep seeing them every. Single. Time I go shopping. Maybe if I introduce them to you, I won’t end up with a boot-ergeist.
Not that I [...]

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