Apparently I’m on some sort of “Frankie Say Relax” kick today, so I think I’ll just stick with it. Perhaps the Stress (entities powerful enough to ruin lives deserve to be treated as proper nouns, yes?) of sitting on my rear all day is getting to me.

About three years ago, I bought one of those wondrous memory foam mattress pads, and it changed my life. I had never been so comfortable while I slept. And as is the nature of memory foam, it bounced back whenever I wasn’t on top of it, allowing every part of my body to get soft, contoured support. And if you happen to have a bed buddy, neither one of you has to compromise your personal comfort, because the foam shapes to individual bodies.

And then my cat peed on my bed. And believe me when I say that urine? Does not come out of memory foam. The foam remembers.

But if you’re not at the mercy of bitter pets, these hypoallergenic, temperature-smart mattresses are a dream come true. However, they do smell a bit like formaldehyde (yikes) when you first unroll them, so be sure to have a well-ventilated area in which to air it out before you get too excited.

Get it on sale for just $67.99.