I have three jobs.

For two of them, I sit on my tushie all day. And for the other one, I stand up for eight hours at a time. And like many ladies today, I’m a fan of pretty shoes and dancing around (always together, unfortunately), and carrying gigantic purses. Filled with my entire life. And sometimes other people’s lives, too.

Point is, my back is almost always completely knotted up when I get home, and sometimes stretching just doesn’t cut it. Occasionally I’ll attempt to work the knots-o’-fury out against a door frame or some such thing, but people always look at me really weird and then ask if I have an itch. Plus, my manfriend’s idea of a “massage” is to push on my back with one hand, as the other one is too busy holding the remote.

That’s why I purchased the iNeed Massage Cushion by Brookstone (in green, because it’s my favorite, although it comes in other colors, too). You can strap it to a chair, push it up against the couch, set it on the floor to use for your feet, hold it on your lap to massage your hands (although it’s a bit big for that)– pretty much whatever you want. The three-tiered, quadruple-ball mechanism hits all the target areas with shiatsu-type, deep-tissue kneading. It heats up, too, so you don’t end up hurting yourself. Basically girls, it’s the reason we don’t need boyfriends. Get it? Need? Like iNeed? No? Just me? Ok then.

Get comfortable for just $79.99.