I tried for about twenty minutes to praise these cute and colorful wristlets in my own words, but I just can’t top Meringue’s hilarious prose:

“Wristlets are the perfect size to hold all the important stuff, like your wallet, keys, lippy and other girly essentials. You can hold your champagne in one hand and daintily scoff horses doovers with the other. Or you can hold your champagne in one hand and sign autographs with the other. Or you can juggle…whilst drinking champagne.”

Well said, missy. Well said. She sews these precious purses by hand in an array of fabulous designs and sells them for $30 a pop at her Etsy shop. Basically? These awesome little hand-made, hands-free purses are absolutely perfect for a night on the town where a girl might need both hands– for dancing around (while drinking, obviously), for double-fisting beers, for drunk-texting your ex…and of course to break the subsequent fall that comes from all the swirling and sipping.

Get yours right here.