One of my most favorite people in the entire world sent me this recommendation via an e-mail that said, “Not ready to pop a ring? Appeal to the charmed sociopath inside her.”
You should probably know that this friend of mine also used to wear a mini machete around her neck during college. No joke.
$74 on [...]

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You know, if my dude presented me with these the day after doing something awful/irritating, I’d take a look at them, see their cute little faces and think: 1. Awww 2. Really? Salt and pepper shakers? and 3. Wow, dude must be desperate.
And then I’d forgive him.
Also, their size and material makes them ideal for [...]

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A couple of weeks ago, a very good friend of mine was desperate to find a pair of boots that would keep her toes both warm and adorable, as she was about to head off to the East coast. Where, unlike over here on the WestSide, there is snow. And frost. And where it is [...]

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What with the risk of coal in your stockings coming up, hopefully you boys have been on your best behavior lately. But, boys will always be boys, and girls will (almost) always love original and incredibly cute accessories. So if you need a tiny trinket to be your get-out-of-sleeping-in-the-car passport, take a look right here.
This [...]

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Because I live in one of the foggiest cities on earth, it’s pretty much perpetually winter, minus the snow. Thus, a huge percentage of my wardrobe is devoted to hoodies and jackets and sweaters. So you can imagine how excited I was when I found the Button-Front Hoodie– which is a clever combination of all [...]

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If you’re like me, you carry your entire existence around inside your purse. And when that existence is filled with everything from a laptop to an emergency flask of wine, it can get a little cumbersome. But whether your handbag is a Big Black Hole like mine, or a just a modestly filled accessory, [...]

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Living in the city– in a top floor apartment that overlooks a carport– doesn’t give me much time or reason to garden. And should I try to get my foliage on all over my rusty fire escape, I fear that frequent visits from the local raccoons would destroy anything that my not-so-green thumb might [...]

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Ladies, we’ve all done it. You’re walking down the street when some poor girl cuts you off and BAM—all you can see are unfortunately prominent panty lines for miles and miles. We laugh– until the paranoia sets in, and we’re stuck spending the rest of the day checking out our own assets in shop [...]

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For reasons I couldn’t explain if I tried, I think there is something weirdly evil about Pottery Barn; however, these candles would look lovely as a part of my dream bungalow decor collection.
You can go Pottery Barn’s website and check them out, OR, you can view them on the not-at-all-weirdly-evil website, Amazon. I recommend the [...]

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Hey, guys. You know, one of you man beings actually had the nerve to send me a flustered e-mail because I didn’t post a make up gift last week. That either means you look forward to my wit and charm (doubtful) or y’all are just such lame ass dudes that you wait in anticipation for [...]

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