Bras do it all: hold up your junk, hold down your junk, enhance it, underplay it, and make it appear even if that issue is something you struggle with. And now, thanks to the iBra, reviewed earlier, they can even do all that without showing the slightest sign of back fat.

Really, I couldn’t ask for anything more from the brassier world. So why on Earth someone felt the need to create a bra that not only displays text but also acts as a cup holder, is completely beyond me. Here is the product description from www.pinktentacle.com:

The green, high-quality cotton bra features a waist-mounted solar panel that powers a small, chest-mounted electronic billboard or any other electronic device you choose to connect. A pair of reusable drink containers attach to the bra cups, allowing the wearer to reduce consumption of aluminum cans and plastic bottles while increasing bust size. When not in use, the containers can be collapsed and stored in small pockets in the cups.

Triumph hopes the bra inspires people to think about global warming, the dwindling supply of fossil fuels, and the future of energy.

And as if that isn’t bizarre enough, Pinktentacle also offers a Voter Turnout Bra (to get more folks to vote, of course), a bra that doubles as a shopping bag, and a My Chopsticks Bra that comes with a set of reusable chopsticks… because… Japan goes through 25 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks each year. And that isn’t cool.

I’m all for going green, so I guess I can’t hate too much. Still, I think my debit card is going to stay safely tucked in my wallet.