Fitzu’s website describes this product as perfect for any shopping trip, be it groceries or clothing. And, you know, I’m a positive person and I really try to see the good in everything, but I cannot, for the life of me, see the appeal in carrying this thing around. Buying it would be like purchasing a KICK ME sign and wearing it to the mall.

Strangely drawn to the excitement and stares it could bring to your life? Get it for $40 on Fitzu.com