When I’m out shopping I usually look for items that will allow me to achieve that chic bag lady look. You know the look– it’s the one that female celebrities pull off so effortlessly all over the pages of the Us Weekly section called Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

It’s the look that says: Yeah, I haven’t washed my hair today, but YESTERDAY it was done by a top stylist from Los Angeles right before I went to my movie premier so of course it still looks phenomenal. And yeah there are tiny hairs stuck to my LiLo leggings, but they’re from my ridiculously expensive mini-mutt, Pricess, which means that each of those little hairs is probably worth more than your entire outfit, SO GET OFF ME.

Step one to achieving this look, you ask? An over-sized yet somehow fitted droopy sweater, like this Kimono Cardigan by Chloé.

I’m sure Jessica Simpson and Sienna Miller, both queens of shabby chic, have something similar in their closet.

It’s made of 100% wool, which means it’s dry clean only, which certifies it wonderfully ridiculous, high maintenance, and perfect for the fabulously-disheveled-while-standing-in-line-at-Starbucks-at-eight-in-the-morning appearance I all know you love just as much as I do.

$495.00 at Shopbob.com