So I can’t decide if these would make me feel more like Mary Poppins, a crazy dictator, OR like I just rejected my friend Laurie’s proposal and wrote a book about my three crazy sisters, one of whom is now dead; may she rest in peace.

All of the above are totally AWESOME though, so I guess it doesn’t matter.

Go pick up a pair on Amazon and after you put them on for the first time make sure you come back to this website and tell me which character you became!