In the dog house?

Need a Get Out of Jail Free card?

Can’t figure out how to hit on the girl you’ve been stalking for months?

Trust me, nothing says I Love You, or I’m Sorry I Screwed Up, or I Swear I’m Not Creepy, I Just Like You A Lot like cute stuffed animals combined with profanity and bad grammar.

From www.tomatoalligator.com:

“The Shit Bitch Bear has been proven to increase response and lower the inhibitions of recipients. In studies people who gave the Shit Bitch Bear experienced significantly higher levels of late stage action-such as dry humping and heavy petting along with extended post-coital spooning sessions.”

Buy this little guy directly from their site for $12.99 and let the scoring ensue.