Because saying: Honey, remember that time I gave you Chlamydia? –And actually being able to laugh about it, is charming in its own little way, don’t you think?
View the entire collection (Mad Cow, Black Death and Typhoid Fever are my favorites) at www.giantmicrobes.com ($7.95 each)

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There are several possible reasons why NARS chose the name Orgasm for its most popular blush, including:
1.    It is the color the skin flushes during sex
2.    It’s so beautiful that you can’t look at it or yourself wearing it without having The Big O.
3.    The names Desire, Deep Throat, Sin and Lovejoy were already taken.
Whatever [...]

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Designer spas in Japan, China, South Korea and Turkey are crazy about this thing called a Fish Spa treatment. Apparently, you immerse your body in a pool of water and thousands of tiny, toothless fish called Garra Ruffa come up and start nibbling away at your dead skin.
Sounds kind of cool, doesn’t it?
Some  people claim [...]

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Not that I think you’re particularly interested in the type of hair I have, but for the sake of this review I’m going to tell you that as a result of  the party my genes had when I was just a wee ball of cells (I’m four entirely different ethnicities) my hair is totally ridiculous. [...]

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I know the thought of any kind of makeup being the same consistency as water is a little strange, but I assure you, Benefit’s Benetint is absolutely marvelous.
Just a dab (a little goes a long way) on the lips, blend, and wow! A look that highlights both your day ensemble  and your girls night out [...]

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Ok, so let’s say you really need to buy someone a gift but you’re terrible at picking them out, or maybe you don’t know the person the gift is for well enough to make a confident decision, OR you’re amazing at picking out gifts and the person in question is someone you know quite well, [...]

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At the beginning of summer I fantasized about looking illuminated and pixie-like in my new bathing suit, so I Googled “Rihanna’s beauty secrets” because, seriously, I am mystified by how fabulous that girl looks practically ALL of the time. One of the things that came up after a few clicks was NARS Body Glow, but [...]

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In the dog house?
Need a Get Out of Jail Free card?
Can’t figure out how to hit on the girl you’ve been stalking for months?
Trust me, nothing says I Love You, or I’m Sorry I Screwed Up, or I Swear I’m Not Creepy, I Just Like You A Lot like cute stuffed animals combined with profanity [...]

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When I imagine what life would be like if I could spend every day running around the streets of Paris in giant peach, honey and rose colored taffeta skirts paired with dainty eyelet bustiers, my wavy hair bouncing around my face, skin sun-kissed and cheeks aglow like I just stepped out of a Sex and [...]

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You know how at every red carpet ceremony, no matter the season, celebrities always look like they just stepped off a cruise ship from Mexico and were then greeted and kissed by a thousand shimmering fairies? Well, now you too can achieve the same flawless, tan, sparkling look with the Bare Escentuals Complexion Enhancers kit.
It [...]

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